the cafeteria = ew.

let's be honest, the university caf sucks.

but when you come home from night class and see a can of chicken n stars condensed soup in the pantry and a pack of frozen peas in the freezer, a greasy fried (fake) fish patty melt, courtesy of the school cafeteria (caf), doesn't sound so bad, does it? please. we're beyond that.

i've read "college cookbooks" that claim to have recipes that are easy and fast for college kids. um, they lie. the authors must have forgotten all about what it is like to want good food but have no time to make it! who has hours to spend on dinner? not me, and i'm betting not you either.

here is where i come in. over the years i've come up with plenty of shortcuts and easy recipes that you can have made in the time it would take to walk to the caf (gross) anyways. and better yet-- the ingredients are more than likely things that you already have! yes, yes, you can thank me later. :-)

i can give you all kinds of recipes for various ingredients and even for various occasions. and if you have an occasion (ex- a sorority sister's engagement party) before i get the appropriate recipes up, just ask me and i will provide. you're welcome.

so consider me your cookbook. because i am guessing you already have enough oversized textbooks laying around anyways...

oh, and i'll bet you're wondering if i could make a recipe out of the chicken n stars and peas? yes, yes i can. stay tuned....